When It Gets Legally Serious (*not)
When the Police Arrive AT YOUR HOUSE
When the Police Arrive AT YOUR HOUSE
When the Police Arrive AT YOUR HOUSE
In this graphic depiction, we have a Bark-Back member who is being detained by the police. It is important to understand that this happens when the member has failed to attend the BBI Anger Management Classes (below) and has resorted to drastic measures... See separate section on failed drastic solutions.
Bear in mind that we do provide a BBI Bail Bond service and our team of BBI lawyers is ready to serve you, probably not capably, as they all finished in the bottom half of their class and took the bar exam at least three times.
In general , a" temporary insanity" defense avoids prolonged jail time as there is usually at least one barking dog in the judge's neighborhood.
If It Goes to Court
When the Police Arrive AT YOUR HOUSE
When the Police Arrive AT YOUR HOUSE
Our legal team goes to work for you, with mixed results in court. If we are able to call the dog as a witness, or even secure a seat in the gallery for the dog, we almost always win the case.
If, on the other hand, our member has deployed extreme remedy --- such as a noise counter-attack by arranging a jet flyover and a low altitude sonic boom, it doesn't go well
When Staying Calm is no longer an option
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Here we see BarkBack leader Tommy Oldtoot leading the RELEASE THE RAGE portion of a BBI Anger Management course. In general, Anger Management is an important element in the BBI line-up of tools aimed at preserving sanity while pursuing solutions.